Governments are facing entirely new challenges and are now forced to find solutions on the way. No wonder they, like most of us, stumbled and shy in different directions.
Translation for Mixstuff – Igor Abramov
It is well known that an epidemic surprised the whole world, and now everyone is trying to deal with it because they know how. This also applies to governments that face completely new challenges and are now forced to find solutions on the go. It is not surprising that they, like most of us, stumbled and were shy in different directions.
- Singapore uses sinister robot to stop mob gathering
Equipped with a camera with a circular view, the O-R3 robot walks the park’s paths and warns visitors with its obnoxious monotonous voice: “Meetings are prohibited in this park!” The Department of Housing and Utilities called the robot’s tests “successful and promising”, which, of course, is bad news for anyone who doesn’t consider themselves a fan of surveillance, reminding Orwell’s “Big Brother”
- A high-tech “coronavirus detector” was introduced in Iran.
It is an electromagnetic device that determines the presence of signs of infection in a person at a distance of about 100 meters within five seconds. It was tested in hospitals and according to Iranian government official statements, it showed high accuracy – around 80 percent. All this can inspire optimism, if not for one circumstance. The fact that the device is a simple telescopic radio antenna does not actually determine anything. And it is reminiscent of the “electronic fuel detector” launched by Iran many years ago.
- In Kenya, Konyak is included in humanitarian aid packages to fight against coronaviruses “Hennessy. “
Nairobi Governor Mike Sonko explained his decision to include Hennessy bottles in humanitarian aid packages because cognac, in his opinion, contributes to “throat disinfection”. In addition, he informed fellow citizens that, according to research, alcohol helps with Kovid-19 disease. However, this is not true, and Hennessy was forced to make a statement for Nairobi News.
- In a Spanish fishing village, one of the beaches was treated with bleach by order of the authorities
Chlorine is a highly toxic substance that kills almost all living things, so it is highly likely that it destroyed the beach ecosystem, including many species of migratory birds. The officer responsible for this insensitive and harmful incident, Agustin Conzo, apologized and said that he was only trying to protect the children who would come to the beach when they started work.
- In a city in Sweden, social distance was ensured with the help of chicken drops
Every year on 30 April, people celebrate the end of winter, the pagan Valpurgis Night. To keep people from mass celebrations this year, the municipal authorities of Lund spilled about a ton of chicken manure in a central park. Aside from the fact that a specific scent frightened people and forced them to skip the crowded ceremonies at their favorite place, the litter acts as fertilizer, so, according to city mayor Philip Sandberg, this park Will be useful for vegetation.
- US federal government confiscates personal security goods
Authorities ordered the seizure of inbound goods with personal protective equipment purchased by corporations and individual states (so far, six states have been affected by these measures). The legal validity of such measures is questionable, but their challenge in court would take months or even years, and by that time the seized PPE would have already been used.
- An antiseptic sprinkled on the Mexican city of Ciudad Juarez in a helicopter
It was an attempt to destroy the “urban air”, Mayor Armando Kabad said, and it lasted for eight consecutive days. Unfortunately, there is no evidence of the effectiveness of this method for people, but, according to scientists, it can cause mass deaths of plants and animals.
- The Icelandic State Forest Service advised people to plant trees
It is a good choice for human hug in this difficult time, Porfinson said. They believe that five minutes is sufficient time, and the process should be repeated at least once a day. However, there is no restriction for those for whom it helps to deal with depression.
- In Indonesia, quarantine violators are locked in haunted houses
In a district in central Java province, the administration of settlements replaced abandoned houses, which are rumored to have ghosts, in self-isolation centers. The law obligates all visitors to insulate themselves for 14 days, and those who do not wish to follow the rules are forcibly kept in these “cursed houses” for a period of two weeks.
- Argentine government establishes rules for safe sex during an epidemic
In an address given to the citizens of the country, Health Minister Dr. Jose Barletta said that washing hands thoroughly after intercourse is of “special importance”, whether you are alone (in a physical sense) or not. He also said that all citizens have to “thoroughly clean keyboards, phones, sex toys and everything else,” even if you are the only person to use it.
- The Yukon Coronavirus uses campaign terminology that everyone can understand and understand.
Authorities told people to stay “at a distance of one caribou” to each other. They change campaign posters every week, and more and more animals and objects are attracted to the promotion of social distance. People have already been offered two husbands, four ravines and even eight loaves to keep their distance from homemade bread.
- The Indian police is currently trying to use a giant mite trap to capture and detain people
The device is a two-meter pole with a huge hook at the end. Chandigarh city police use these strange-looking tools to catch violators of public order to maintain social distance.